Archive for April 30th, 2011

The Rugby Players of Suva

Saturday, April 30th, 2011

Fijians love rugby and we love to watch them play even though we don’t understand a thing about it. This is what we’ve learned so far.

A guy on the sideline tries to throw the bladder to a mate out on the field who is hoisted into the air by his shorts and lots of helping hands on his thighs and crotch. We call this the Flying Wedgie.


The opposing guys do the same thing and one of them ends up with the ball. We call this the Chicken Fight.


Then the ball goes way down to the ground from these great heights and into the well known Scrum.


Suddenly it wobbles out on to the grass with a shocking lack of interest from the Scrumming men who continue to crush each other as hard as possible. Eventually it gets scooped up.


Then there’s some old fashioned running and the occasional kick towards the goal posts.


And the whole thing starts over.


Chicken fights, wedgies, headbutts, running and kicking, what’s new is really old. Again we learn that people are the same all over the world.

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